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Laws worldâ € ™ S Strangest

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Here is a list of the worldâ € ™ € s most ridiculous laws | no wonder lawyers earn much!

– In Victoria Australia, only a licensed electrician is allowed to change a light bulb.

– In Victoria, Australia, is forbidden to use hot pink pants after midday on a Sunday.

– It England, it is illegal for a taxi in the city London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

– It England, it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

– It England, it is an act of treason place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

– In France it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

– As part of the ™ UKA s € Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal to say nothing to the taxman that you donâ ™ € t want you to know, but you t ™ € donâ to say something you donâ € ™ t mind him knowing.

– In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver blindfolded while driving.

– In Ohio, it's against state law to get a fish drunk.

– Royal Navy ships entering the Port London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

– In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if requested, in a policemanâ ™ € s helmet.

– In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked stop by a policeman on the beach to encourage a dog to bark.

– In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.

– In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

– In the UK, all men over 14 must carry out two hours of longbow the daily practice.

– In London, free men are allowed to have a flock of sheep in the London Bridge without paying a toll, but are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.

– In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

– In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if pointed to his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

– In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.

– In Kentucky it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six feet long.

– In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before dawn and staying after sunset.

– In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the old walls, but only if he carries a bow and arrow.

– In Boulder, Colo., is illegal to kill a bird within the city limits and also to "own" a pet – the town ™ € s citizens, legally speaking, are merely "pet minders".

– In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands, wearing dentures.

– In London, it is illegal for a taxi if you have the plague.

– In Bahrain, a doctor may legally examine a woman s ™ € genitals but is forbidden to look directly at them during the examination, but can only see their reflection in a mirror.

– The head of any dead whale found on the British coast legally belonged to King, the tail, however, belongs Queen – in case you need the bones for her corset.

– In Eureka, Nevada, USA, is still illegal for men with mustache to kiss women.

– In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.

– In Logan County, Colorado, USA, is still illegal to kiss a woman while asleep.

– In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.

– In Zion, Illinois, USA, is still illegal to offer cigars to your pets.

– In St. Louis, Missouri, is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightgowns.

– In Ames, Iowa, USA, is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while in bed with their wives.

– In Maryland, USA, is still illegal for stations radio to play Randy Newmanoid € ™ s â € ~ short song peoplee € ™.

– In Oklahoma, USA, is still illegal to do past a dog, a crime that could result in imprisonment.

– In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24 hours of oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.

– In Washington, U.S., is still a crime to pretend you have rich parents.

– In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, is still a crime to take a lion into a cinema.

– In Tremonton, Utah, remains a crime for a woman to have sex with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanor and that his name printed in a local newspaper.

– In Oxford, Ohio, is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.

– In Miami, Florida, USA, is still illegal for anyone to imitate an animal.

– In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. Police also ordered the windows painted black to stop women being seen from outside.

– The inability of U.S. is grounds for divorce in 24 states.

– In Illinois, USA, is against the law to give a cigarette to a pet.

– In Iowa, it's against the law to kiss for more than five minutes.

– In International Falls, Minnesota, USA, is against the law for a dog to chase a cat from a telegraph pole and dog owners can be fined for that.

– In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry and ice cream cone in your pocket.

– In Louisiana, the U.S., if bite someone with their own teeth were classified as â € ~ Simple assault € ™, but biting someone with your dentures it is classed as â € ~ aggravated assault.â € ™

– In Massachusetts, it is illegal for mourners to eat no more than three sandwiches at a wake.

– In Chico, California, USA, the law says that anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits is liable to a fine of $ 500.

– In Lebanon any man can legally have sex with an animal as long as it is a woman.

– In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man firing a pistol, while his wife is having an orgasm.

– In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while driving in an ambulance.

– In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

– In Bahrain it is illegal for a doctor to look directly ™ € a woman s genitals while studying his regret that he can see his reflection in a mirror.

– In Ames, Iowa, a husband may Do not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

– In Hastings, Neb., the law says that hotel owners provide a clean white cotton nightshirt for each guest. Furthermore, no couples are allowed to have sex in the hotel unless you are using these nightgowns.

– In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

– In Indonesia the penalty for masturbation is execution by beheading.

– In Kingsville, Texas, USA, is against the law for pigs to have sex at the airport property.

– In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

– During World War I anyone found to be a homosexual in the French army was executed.

– Hundreds of years in Japan, someone tried to leave the country was immediately executed.

– The first country to abolish capital punishment was Austria in 1787.

– In Wetaskiwin, Alberta, Canada in 1917, it was illegal to tie a male horse next to a female horse.

– In San Diego, USA, hypnotism is banned by public schools.

– Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.

– In the duel Paraguay is legal only as blood donors as they are registered on both sides.

– In Milan, Italy, there is still a law requiring citizens smile at all times or risk a hefty fine. The only exceptions are visiting hospitals and funerals.

– In Switzerland every citizen is obliged by law to have access to a bomb shelter.

– In Burma it is illegal to access the Internet. If a person is in possession of a modem he can be imprisoned.

– In Bangladesh it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat at school exams. Pupils as young as 15 can be jailed for it.

– Until 1984 Belgians were to elect their Children € ™ s names from a list of 1500 drawn up on the days of Napoleon.

– In Romania, in 1935, Mickey Mouse was banned because authorities thought that the sight of a rodent 10 feet high on the screen that terrorize the Nationa ™ € s children.

– Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he was not wearing pants.

– Belgium is the only country that has never imposed censorship for adult films.

– Karate films were banned in Iraq in 1979.

– In Indiana, during the 1950A € ™ s, all Robin Hood films were banned because authorities thought that robbing the rich to give to the poor was an act of communism.

— In Iceland it was once against the law to have a pet dog.

– The bloodhound is the only animal in the world whose evidence is admissible in court.

— In Basel, Switzerland in 1471, a cockerel was found guilty in a court of law for laying an egg "contrary to natural law." The bird was then burnt at the stake as "Devil in Disguise".

– In Stelvio, Italy, in 1519, a court issued a warrant for the arrest of a gang of moles that had damaged seriously crops. The moles were sumone to court, but when it did occur were condemned to exile.

– In South Bend, Ind., a monkey that time was found guilty of smoking a cigarette.

– In Munster, in 1670, the courts banished a plague of fleas from the city, are prohibited from returning for ten years.

– In Seville, Spain was arrested in 1983, an Alsatian dog handbags, tearing of the buyers.

– Judge JH Logan from California, USA, created the Loganberry fruit. He crossed a wild blackberry with a cultivated raspberry and came up with its own fruit.

– In ancient Sparta, men were forced by law to eat at least two kilos of meat each day. It was supposed to make them brave.

– In Turkey, during the 16th and the 17th, it was illegal to drink coffee and anyone caught doing so was sentenced to death.

– In Venice all gondolas must be painted black unless they belong to a senior official.

– In England, in 1865 a law was passed whereby any self propelled carriage on an English highway had to have a crew of three members, one of whom had to walk in front of the carriage with a red flag to warn horse drawn vehicles of itâ € ™ s approach.

– In Rome, 2,000 years ago, Julius Caesar banned chariots from the center of Rome to ease congestion.

– In London, England, there is still a law London Taxis States must carry a bale of straw at all times.

– In Bermuda, up until 1948, all private cars were banned.

– At a time that was against the law to hit a car door in Switzerland.

– In Britain, in 1888, adopted a law that requires each rider had constantly to ring the bell on his bicycle non-stop while the machine was moving.

– In Singapore it is illegal for a person to walk around naked and not flushing. Also a person can be executed if found in possession of more than 200 grams of cannabis resin. Oral sex is banned unless it is used only during intercourse sex, if a person is caught littering the streets he is forced to make an appearance on TV with a bib on her neck saying "IA € ™ ma Litterer.

– In Birmingham, England, is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex on the steps of the church after sundwon.

– In Iowa, U.S., it is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.

– In Denmark it is illegal for a convicted prisoner to escape from prison. If the fugitive is captured him only serves the rest of his sentence.

– In Denmark it is illegal for the car in motion without first checking to see if there are any children asleep underneath it.

– In Thailand it is illegal to step on a banknote, leave your home without underwear and if you get a piece of gum on the street can be fined $ 600.

– In Thailand, all movie viewers must stand during the national anthem before a movie starts.

– In Switzerland it is against the law for men to urinate be standing after 10pm, which is the same time that it is illegal to clean the toilet.

– In Canada, by law, 1 in 5 songs on the radio must be sung by a Canada and British Columbia it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot has been found.

– In Alberta released a prisoner is entitled to a gun and a horse to ride out of town.

– In London, England, is illegal to use a camera tripod, throw a stick for your dog or use an offensive and pepper in dust on your jacket potato in any park.

– In London, England, wife beating is legal as long as it is after 9 and doesn t ™ € disturb neighbors.

– In London, England, it is illegal to impersonate a Chelsea owner who once carried the death penalty in the 19th century.

– In Lebanon men are allowed to have sex with any animal provided it is a woman. If a man is caught having sex with a male animal to then the penalty is death.

– Non-Christians have been banned from being within 20 meters of the churches in Rovato, Italy. The measure, promoted by the government local police has upset because a major highway passes within 15 meters from one of the churches. Officials say they can not be expected to stop motorists and demand to see a baptismal certificate.

– North Carolina has a law to ban people from swearing in front of the bodies. The law also provides transportation guidelines of the recently deceased after one funeral firm was caught piling up deli in the back of a pickup truck. Â € is prohibited ~ Profane, indecent or obscene language in the presence of a human dead body € ™ so it's technically illegal to â € ~ F € ™ word in front of a hearse!

– In Minnesota, USA, is still against the law to hang male and female underwear together on the same line washing.

– In Indiana, the 1950A € ™ s nothing to do with Robin Hood was banned on the grounds that robbing the rich to give to the poor was a communist act!

– In England, in 1837 a law was passed that entitled a woman to bite off a manâ ™ € s nose if the He kissed her against her will!

– The Egyptian government banned male belly dancing in 1837 because of the disturbances caused excitement.

– In Arizona, USA, it is illegal to hunt camels.

– In California, USA, in 1986, Judge Samuel King became so annoyed that jurors were absent from court because heavy rains that a decree was issued which read: "For the present, so that cessation of rain on Tuesday."
Amazingly it stopped raining on Tuesday and California suffered a 5 year drought.
In 1991, the judge decreed "Rain shall fall in California beginning February 27." Later that day, California had the heaviest rainfall in ten years.

– In Alexandria, Minneapolis, USA, is against the law a man for sex a woman with the smell of sardines on his breath.                 href = "http://www.ayubs.weebly.com"> ayubs.weebly.com

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